The Drinking Fountain...

So, I think it's safe to say that we all hate the drinking fountains...They never know when you're in front of them, and their incredibly low to the ground. I have my theories on why they're the height they are, but why they're such a pain to get started is beyond me. Couldn't they have put in a button that turns the fountain on? I guess that would be too archaic considering the White Stag's progressive status. Anyways, in my ongoing quest to combat obnoxious technology, I offer this solution to the problem with our beloved drinking fountain: